LOOK AT ME!
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Look At Me"
Satire King
Look at me, look at me,
I'm as famous as can be.
With the mosques both shot up, wasn't that a shame?
Still, at least I got the fame.
Look at me, look at me,
Said I'd plant one billion trees.
But then Covid hit and brought us to our knees,
Though we hadn't heard a sneeze.
Look at me, look at me,
Building houses 1, 2, 3 ...
Was supposed to reach 10,000 in a year,
After Covid, I don't care.
Look at me, look at me,
Said I'd end child poverty.
But with Delta here now who needs to be rich?
Just submit to the vaccine b*tch.
Look at me, look at me,
Booed at Auckland rugby.
But I got Big Tech to take it all away,
Hate speech laws have won the day.
Look at me, look at me,
I'll stop white supremacy.
I'll control the net so I can form the youth,
I'm their only source of truth.
Look at me, look at me,
Poster girl the world can see.
My vaccine mandates have them in a bind,
It's my new way to be kind.
Look at me, look at me,
First in class with the CCP.
They were fair elections, I don't know what you mean,
Farmers chose me to stop the Greens.
Look at me, look at me,
Vaccinating Mangere.
With a "Shot Bro, Shot Bro, have some KFC",
Sa's and Tongans all love me.
Look at me, look at me,
I'll arrest those Maori.
If they think they'll march to Waitangi
I'll show them my sovereignty.
Look at me, look at me,
Auckland kept at 4 or 3.
They will take my jab or never go outside,
Feel my stick if they ditch my bribe.
Look at me, look at me,
Get your vaccine to be free.
Then you'll stay locked down till everyone is done,
After that we'll have our fun.
Look at me, look at me,
UN make my policy.
And if Biden does it, I will do it more,
"Let's go Brandon" is out the door.
Look at me, look at me,
Mandating illegally.
I'll just use my Covid powers once more,
When I'm sued I change the law.
Look at me, look at me,
Governing with such empathy.
You have just two weeks to follow my new rule,
Lost your job? Your choice, you fool.
Look at me, look at me,
Look what Delta dealt to me.
Now my whim is my law, do do just what you should,
You'll get Christmas if you're good.
Look at me, did you see?
Paycut voluntarily.
Though my net worth's up 3000 percent,
Call me good at investment.
Look at me, bride to be,
Wedding cancelled selflessly.
Put the country first, I guess that's who I am,
Lucky nothing was booked or planned.
Look at me, who could see?
Red light is our destiny.
Now that Omicron is coming home to roost,
They'll submit to my three month boost.
Look at me, poor poor me,
They're a fringe minority.
I will pour cold water on their little plan,
Kiwis want all protests banned.
Look at me, on TV,
Media back me endlessly.
They got 50 million reasons to comply,
They won't spread the protest lie.
Look at me, strange to see,
Why aren't they in love with me?
Well, I won't engage, since they are full of hate,
I'm in charge — end of debate.
Look at me, can't stop me,
I am Schwab's best prodigy.
And when hateful convoys think they can encroach,
Justin has the best approach.
Look at me, soon to be,
Harvard's "Doctor Empathy".
At least overseas they think I've got a heart,
Guess the UN is my fresh start.
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THURSDAY 3 MARCH, 2022
SHEDDING VACCINES - DR. SAM BAILEY
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